From cfcd165e45cd7cc787a0f7c157ea6f491779e0ea Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Edward Delaporte <edward@delaporte.us>
Date: Mon, 29 Jun 2026 18:42:30 -0500
Subject: [PATCH] Add more snark

---
 matrix_chore_bot/bot.py | 24 ++++++++++++++++++++++++
 1 file changed, 24 insertions(+)

diff --git a/matrix_chore_bot/bot.py b/matrix_chore_bot/bot.py
index ec9c96d..acd45c0 100644
--- a/matrix_chore_bot/bot.py
+++ b/matrix_chore_bot/bot.py
@@ -25,6 +25,19 @@ from .db import Data as ChoreData
 logger = logging.getLogger(__name__)
 logging.getLogger('nio').setLevel(logging.WARNING)
 
+snark = [
+    'Ye cannot get ye flask.',
+    'Ye flask must be load bearing, or something...',
+    '''You have:
+        no tea
+    ''',
+    'How are you gentlemen?',
+    'All your base are belong to us.',
+    'You have been eaten by a groo.'
+]
+
+
+
 class ChoreBot():
     def __init__(self, matrix_server,
                  bot_name,
@@ -55,6 +68,17 @@ class ChoreBot():
                 for line in result_lines:
                     await self.bot.api.send_text_message(
                         room.room_id, str(line))
+
+            except Exception as ex:
+                logger.warn(f'Caught exception: {str(ex)}')
+                dumb_msg_idx = len(str(ex)) % len(snark)
+                dumb_msg = snark[dumb_msg_idx]
+                await self.bot.api.send_text_message(
+                    room.room_id, dumb_msg)
+
+                await self.bot.api.send_text_message(
+                    room.room_id, str(ex))
+
             except Exception as ex:
                 line = f'Ye flask must be load bearing, or something... {str(ex)}'
                 await self.bot.api.send_text_message(
-- 
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